Men and Bath
What is it with men and Bathing???? Why cant the two of them just live together under one roof in peace??
Women folk unite here pls...but taking a bath is yet another part of your "must do" morning rituals as far as the women species are concerned and is probably one of the easily done mindless activities as peeing!
But apparantly not so mindless as far as men are concerned coz there is apparantly a "decision making" involved as far as bathing is concerned!!..
Enlightenment struck me recently on the 4 decision points on bathing in the male territory(Please note--these are based on actual and observable behaviours and any exaggeration could be purely intentional!!)
1) First decision revolved around if I should take a bath today or not (Excuses could be ranging from "have taken a bath just last week" to "I have loads of deo left to cover up", "Dont intend to have sex today so can afford to smell like a pig", "I want to look like I have been working hard"!)
2) Those brave enough to take the plunge into the bathroom--second decision point would be if soap should be a part of the bathing activity or will water suffice!( Excuses could be "Dont like the smell of my soap", "Need to last the soap till end of the month", "The smell of soap doesnt last anyways so why bother"!!, "Soap has chemical which affects your skin!!")
3) The even Braver lot debate if shampoo should for a part of this activity and this decision point usually comes in once in 15 days...(excuses against it could be "Shampoos are for girls--cant afford to smell like a sissy!", "Too expensive", "Sorry..loosing too much hair already!"
4) And the fourth decision point that creates havoc amongst men is whether to wear fresh clothes post a bath or will yesterday's pair do?(excuses range from "Clothes arent so dirty yet", "Sorry, maid's not been coming...cant afford to have too many clothes in the laundry, "Deo comes to the rescue again", " This is my best combination", "No one remembers what I wore yesterday!")
If only men were to put their brains to better use....;-)
Well...anything written in this blog is not a piece of fiction and any resemblance to any individual or mammal living or dead is by design!:-))
