Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I am not done yet!!!

They say automation makes life simpler....I say it makes you a slave...rules your life...takes away every little piece of control that you might have left and leaves you helpless!

HK is infested with great malls which have even greater toilets....needless to say all these are "Automated flush toilets" ....that have an inane ability to sense what your upto in the 4 closed walls..or so they claim!!..

And am sure these toilets have been made by a man....coz their sensing abilities are completely senseless....So heres how they work...everytime there is a slack period after a "downloading activity"....the sensor uses its "shitbrains" and assumes it time to create a tsunami on your turf... which means it keeps flushing even when one is sitting on it!!!!.....ggrrrrr....What the F***...u senseless thing....cant you see...I AM NOT DONE YET!!

The last part where I want to give up control in my life is when and how I want to clean my turf (read ass)--its a shitty power struggle indeed and am gonna fight tooth and nail to keep control over my turf!

Needless to say--no more senseless sensing toilets for me!!...I am done with these mindless quirks made for the lazy asses....I am now on the hunt for toilets in HK which do not take away the control from your life....only the shit from it!

and yes...I AM DONE NOW!

25 Comments:

At 6:47 PM, Blogger Pavi!!!! said...

ahahah! well written! n i despise on these automatic flushes too! Find them Very Very annoying!

 
At 6:52 PM, Blogger brocasarea said...

yuk!:P

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger Amrita said...

rotfl :))

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger Abhinav said...

i cant stop laughing .. some one is really pissed ... hehe comments reserved :)

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger La vida Loca said...

lol

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger Zainab Dhanji said...

Topped with humor and dripping with sarcasm but with absolute truth in it. Welcome back ekta.

 
At 2:09 AM, Blogger Adisha said...

OMG !!! Too funny ... I so sympathize with u ... :))

 
At 3:46 AM, Blogger a.©.s said...

I dunno where or when, but I've been a scandalized victim too!
its horrid!


I'm all for freedom for bum washing/wiping activity!

 
At 1:51 AM, Blogger Mysterious Mia said...

awwww

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Ron said...

Ewww. Although a self flushing loo is better than a no flush loo or even no loo.

 
At 7:38 PM, Anonymous Suramya Gupta said...

ha ha! you are getting funnier as you get older babes!
:-)

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger nono said...

hi....

 
At 7:01 AM, Blogger Keshi said...

how r ya Ekta? long time :)

Keshi.

 
At 2:25 PM, Blogger Life said...

:) :) :) :):))))))))

it was funny..dose of the day but true as well....Our life , sorry not only life our ass is also under control ;)

just wait and watch there is lot more to come in future..there will even be automatic hand to clean even before ur not done .;)

we are all slaves of tech....so as elders say keep workig to be tough so that we want fall to such slaves...

i am done :)

Take Care
Vikas{V}

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger Satish Bolla said...

sorry to say this, but this is hilarious. wonderful

 
At 9:57 AM, Anonymous rachana said...

Hi Ekta!! How are you doing??
you have not done yet??? taking too much of time!!:)
come on!! tell us some thing new!:)

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger a.©.s said...

Great to hear from you again!
waiting for the next post! :)

 
At 7:47 AM, Blogger divya said...

u made me smile at the end of a long day and hey thanks for stopping by my blog!!

 
At 11:42 PM, Blogger kannan udayarajan said...


visiting your blog after almost 2 years...read through everything and this was the funniest..all the download errors which we wished never happened....:)

 
At 2:27 AM, Blogger Deepali said...

Haha I remember seeing that sort of flush long back when I was there and thinking 'oh wow how cool' (though not sure how wide spread they were since this must be a good 4 years ago) - though I assumed that they flushed with motion sensors or something - so basically only when you get up.

Anyway I do wish they would install such things here in India. Public looks here are PATHETIC and really it's quite annoying how in lets say a 5 star hotel, there are ladies standing around who go into the loo every few minutes to flush it and check if its clean.

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger Vandita said...

LMAO!!
i loved the way u wrote

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger Mirage said...

Oh my god!! Lol! U must be really really frustrated with these, ahem, automated excreta disposal machines! Haha, sounds like a pathetic contraption!

Well good luck finding a normal, desi sandaas!!

 
At 9:28 PM, Blogger The Inquisitive Akka said...

Wow, that was an interesting take on hi fi loos :) I actually thought these fully automatic loos were rather useful but I guess I was mistaken :)

 
At 2:12 AM, Blogger joy said...

and they also dont autoflush when someone like a kid uses them,maybe they were designed for adults only...diiferent heights and weights....so u need to use the button on it...so much for automation

 
At 8:13 AM, Blogger Jason2011 said...

Monster Cable

 

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