Monday, March 02, 2009

Hubby Dear....in 15 bullets...A Wifes Perspective:-)

So now I thot it might be a good idea to create a sequel of me in 15 bullet pts...and a natural sequel would be 15 bullets on Hubby....

So...Here it goes...

1) His idea of a perfect day is to get up at 10:00am...10:10am sit on the sofa....10:10pm get up from sofa....10:15pm go to sleep on bed...

2) His likes to believe he is an Atheist...his definition of atheist is...he doesnt believe in praying to god...but sees no harm (in fact subtly hints) in me praying on his behalf....

3) His idea of a perfect evening is to watch Nat geo/ Discovery and see how to survive in the scariest places in the world by eating insects and cockroaches....specifically during dinner time...

4) He once ran away with his elder bro from boarding school only to be caught in the bus and taken to task...

5) He cannot multi-task. He is a man. He believes cooking and talking are too strenous too handle together...

6) His idea of pampering is to be a 1 yr old...he expects me to wake him up with a cuddle, brush his teeth, feed him, bathe him, make his wear clothes, comb his hair, put cream and put him back to sleep....have I missed out anything in a daily routine?

7) He favourite way of spending quality time with me is to watch a squash match on laptop with Chinese commentary (to help him improve his squash)...and complaints if I indicate I am not interested...with a "How can you not watch this"...

8) He starts reminding me atleatst 4 mths before, that his Bday is due "soon"...and still cannot hide the joy on his face when he gets surprise gifts from me....he doesnt want gifts..merely enjoys them:-)

9) If he could take away one word from the dictionary...that would be "No"...

10) His favourite romantic line is ...."So what are the three things you like about me?"...

11) He is a strong believer in "lead by example"....in all the dinner parties hosted by us where he is the cook...he is the first one to compliment his own dishes....:-)

12) His only requirement for a good house is a walk-in closet and a walk-in library!

13) He is a romantic at heart and his idea of romance is to discover newer types of kisses with wife...Fishy kissy, butterfly kissy, cheeky kissy...etc...

14) He is cute enough to read bedtime stories to his wife...and apologise if her if he hasnt read to her for a while...

15) If lost on an island and allowed to take only 3 things...he would probably take a book, his ipod, his NIKON DSLR.... and a bag of chocolates.....and maybe his laptop, and his PS3, and his iphone, and his LCD TV etc....:-)

p.s: Amen.

34 Comments:

At 10:55 AM, Blogger Pradip Biswas said...

1. Look, he is in the need of rest allow him to have more after all he can not defeat Kumbhakarnaji.
2. That every hubby including me wishes.
3.So Chinese people are his ex-country man. Don't you know after rebirth people look for things of previous birth.
4.Perhaps he missed and thought of hot "jelabis" were being prepared by his mother.(do you remmber an Ad like this)
5. Remmber Arjun topped the exam and blessed by Dronacharya because he could do only one at a time.
6. Ah! All the men dream so. He is too lucky that his dream is fulfiled.
7. This the best way to learn things. Pati is param guru.
8. He is a positive thinker, is he in Essar company like me?
9. Original. This not in any movie. I get caught occasionally when I recite the love -lines borrowed from old and recent films.
10- rest He is an excellent husband I and many others jointly envy him.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger La vida Loca said...

#2...same for the N

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger Adisha said...

Very cute post !!! You have a very well thought out pen man ship, with a knack for humor... :)

Thanks for visiting my site. Keep blogging !!!

Cheers,
adisha

 
At 7:59 PM, Blogger Pavi!!!! said...

LOL ! so cute n funny this post is! did the hubby read it???
Specially the kissy thing!

n ur sooooooo lucky as far as point 12 goes!

n points 1, 3, 5, 6, 11 and 15 will hold good for the hubby at home :)

 
At 11:43 PM, Blogger Amrita said...

olaa... that was sooooooo cute!!!!!

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger Pranay said...

That really had me in splits...and was so cute too at the same time...Very well written..:)

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger Life said...

Good one and yes even i would like to explore different type of kiss with my wife when i get married :D

in btw..yeh i pray to god that may he bless you with penis :D

Take Care
Vikas{V}

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger Ekta said...

haha life!
Thx..and I pray that ur prayers dont come true...!:-))

 
At 6:26 AM, Blogger Mumbai Guy said...

Ok - Have to say your current post is different in refreshing way. Liked reading it though there are too many multiple personalities :)

 
At 11:57 PM, Blogger Ravisekharan said...

Hey,

That was so humorous!! Gud one... :)

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger brocasarea said...

He cannot multi-task. He is a man!!!...wht he does is right..thats called concentrating on one task ata time:P...

tht 3 things u said is so true..we love to ask such things:D....

p.s-googling fishy kiss now;)

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger Aliie said...

that is just the cutest post ever ekta..im actually goin to send the link to a friend who i kno wil enjoy it.

sorry i haven't been on much. my blog is almost barren. well it has been...i'm so sorry..just been al over the place and i'm due for all new and improved loook and feel and posts....

how you been? hope you and the hubby are al good!
big hugs to both of u'll

love love

 
At 8:49 AM, Blogger Dawn....सेहर said...

Very cute post :) after a lonnnnng time :)
Hope all is well...
Cheers

 
At 10:57 PM, Anonymous dee said...

:) cute

 
At 4:19 AM, Blogger Margie said...

Hi Ekta
I should do one of these on my hubby....yours was so cute & very interesting!
I really enjoyed this!
Thanks for sharing!

Margie:)

 
At 6:54 PM, Blogger AMIT said...

It was so cute.

Lingerie Alley

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger ღ lil_kath ღ said...

** ...."So what are the three things you like about me?"...**

hehe thats my line too on the first year of marriage... now it's like...
** can u just leave me alone for a while?? **
lol! :D well, its bcoz hubby and rina never get tired of buggin me 24/7... i miss to be alone sometimes na!

hows u sweetie? and hows hubby? i dun blog regularly now... cant get that free time anymore though i miss it sometimes esp. ur post about hubby that always makes me giggles na! ^_~

ill try to check once in a while gal..

keep writing!!

u tc muah!

 
At 8:52 PM, Blogger Renovatio said...

Cheeky kiss eh? Is that a kiss on the cheek or one that's very cheeky? I may have discovered the latter.

 
At 12:39 AM, Blogger Abhinav said...

#5 Totally agree :)
nice post!

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger John F said...

And then guys are called MCPs....sigh!

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger its_me said...

so cute...and i will have to say i m really sorry but it was very humorous..:) i know how it feels when the most romantic line you ever heard is "what are the three things you like abot me "..hehe

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger Khushi said...

where r thou?

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Priyankari said...

Great post ekta! Loved it and enjoyed thoroughly! Have a great life ahead! :)

 
At 10:43 PM, Blogger Absolutely Normal Chaos said...

That's one of the cutest posts I've read in a long time -- and not even in the cheesy-cute way, but the cute-cute way, if that made any sense to you!

P.S. I totally understand him as far as #2 goes!

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger Prash said...

Now I know more about your hubby !

and btw, point 11, I didn't notice that last time... lol Next time, I will certainly be attentive on this issue. lol

 
At 4:11 AM, Blogger Apram said...

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At 4:13 AM, Blogger Apy said...

nice one.. How have you been ?
i have almost quit blogging.. wish I could start again.. still donno wen :(

deleted the las one.. had entered from my mail id instead :)

Apy

 
At 9:01 PM, Blogger AJ ! Serendipity !!! said...

Cool one!

Just curious to know what your hubby thinks of this? :)

 
At 11:02 AM, Blogger shweta said...

cute..!! ;)!

 
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At 1:41 PM, Blogger Vandita said...

This was even better.. I couldn't stop smiling :)

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger Mirage said...

Haha!! Oh my god, there are so many things here where I wanna say, "heyyy, I've been there"!! :P Gr8 post!

 
At 2:54 AM, Blogger kritika said...

giggle... i could not stop laughing.. its just soo hilarious... an i must say both of you guys a wonderful sense of humour...
And i think reading bedtime stories is super cute... so cool of ur husband to comply !!!!!!!!
:D

 
At 8:13 AM, Blogger Jason2011 said...

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