Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Aha Moments!

These exist. In all our lives. At various Phases. Sometimes we realise them, sometime we dont.

And just in case that start gave u the impression that am going to go on a philosophy trip...relax! not!Am referring more to the lighter but essential enlightenments of life which dawn on you once in a while out of the blue.

Past couple of month these have been happening quite a lot for some strange reasons and well..most of the these have been around the forbidden topic of Sex and the likes...!

Now Aha moments for me are not purely enlightenment moments, but are enlightenment moments which have come in slightly late in life than they do for most people. If for e.g. I had been exposed to these truths slightly earlier (or quite earlier as most people are) my reaction would have been a plain "Cool"...but coz I have been a "slow species" my reaction for most of these has ranges from "Ooh", " Aah", "Ur kidding me"...which is why these fall under my category of Aha moments.

Now why these simple learnings which form a part of natural growing up have become Aha moments for me is a different story altogether...but as a friend of mine terms it...I seemed to have had a "deprived childhood"...(Blame it on my parents!)

A couple which I remember off the hat distinctly go like this:-

1)A pig has an Orgasm that lasts as long as 30 min!!...and well thats too too too high compared to humans!(oops!)
2)Animal porn is not about 2 animals, but about animal and man!(YUUUKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!)
3)Any man who says sex was bad lying!
4)(This one came in much earlier but remember it nevertheless)...Kids are not born through the naval!(What the hell was my Bio teacher teaching me anywayz??!!)

Ok this is not a porn blog!...but just that I have the right to feel excited about my Aha moments and share the same!!!

And well like I said before these moments come to all (and I refuse to accept otherwise!)....its all a part of, as they say, "growing up" am growing up...FINALLY!:-)


At 1:19 PM, Blogger Jupe said...

Oh my gawd !! Wot r u upto ? This post looks more like the "Dummy's Guide to waking up to the birds and the bees" - all this at 62? Newat tis better late than never :-)

At 2:01 PM, Blogger Ekta said...

As i said..Am finally growing up and am assuming that 62 was an error...its 26 in case u have a visual defect!

At 2:24 PM, Blogger feedo said...

As I never tire of telling Nidhi, one of my aha moments was when I found out each one of Pamela Anderson's boobs weighs 1.5 pounds. Now thats a fact to remember!

At 2:50 PM, Blogger Ekta said...

Didnt know that...nice way of increasing weight!

Maybe I should try that!!..haha!;-))


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