Truths about marriage
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage:-)
Happened to read this article on truth about marriage....somewhere and laughed at how funny and yet true some of these were!
1) I think, therefore I'm single.
2) Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
3)The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby
4) I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.
5) When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him
6) All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
7) A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
8) You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
9) If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him... is he still wrong?
10) The challenge of marriage is to discover who you really married
11) All my life, I always wanted somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific!
The highlighted ones are my favs!
Thats why they say...The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret!
38 Comments:
Bolo tara ra ra ra
mee first me first :) he he he
Lemmi read now
:) too Good.
This I liked the most
I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.
some modification from me I should have worn my specs too
All my life, I always wanted somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific!
This one too I liked
Whacky..!
I liked this one the best..
I think, therefore I'm single.
anyway I just got engaged...
hihi
:)) ahh pretty neat stuff there. Wonder what hubby has to say to this??
HAHAHA!!
I'll come back n comment once am married ... right now this all just doesnt make any sense to me .... funny though! or shud i call it sarcastic?
lol...this was total fun:)
tho I am not married yet(thank god!!)...but this still was a funny read!!:)
Hey, had a gud laff! Thanx 4 sharing!
...hehe i think i liked too the ones you highlighted ^_^
"the challenge of marriage is to discover who you really married"
..sooo true hmm..:)
...i think it's really a forever challenge coz after many years of marriage you will still amazed by the things you found out about him sometimes, good or bad ^_~
..good laugh here yaar *wink*
cheers,
-kathy-
HAHAHAHAHA....
Neat ones. Let me add one of my own.
If you love a girl, set her free. if she comes back, she's yours. If she does't, shoot the bitch!
awww...i could have avoided that, but too much of male bashing and i had to say something about it...
good read...thanks...
That's a cool list...both witty and humorous...great work :-)
LOL... nice!
Surely something to look forward to...
*sighs
:p
Love is like following a religion who's God is fallible:)
hmm even though i am not married but i can imagine things like this happening..........
Bold..nice one wear my specs :) tcc ekta
so you could not meet 'her' to get ur fundaes about hubby-education!, still it seems you are not bad on ur own >:) ?*evil grin*
Just an observation: I do not see him here, talking around! Wat happened? ;) *innocent looks*
bold:- heheh...yeah bolo tara rara!...and hey u made me laugh...that was a good one!...dont forget ur specs!
Kannan:-Hey congrats...or should I say.."All the best"..hehe hope you have ur spec on!
Me:-Hubby is tooo busy to comment..:-(
Cheesy:-heheh...yeah yeah it wont make any sense...but get married and in one month u'll probably be nodding ur ehad on most of these..hehe!
Yashita:-hehe...yeah yeah..laugh while u can...lol;-)
Has to be me:-Anytime...anything for a good laugh!;-)
lil:- thats the best of the lot--and its absolutely true..its like ur discovering a completely different person and u wonder sometimes--err...where did this come from?:-)
Harjee:- Hey harjee..welcome to the blog and thx for dropping by!
hahah...LOVED ur line too!!..shoot the bitch...heheh....yeah yeah...!
Sudarshan:- Thx sudarshan!..hey once more...why cant I open ur blog..it just gets stuck up and doesnt show the page!:-(
Suga:- Oh yeah..trust me marriage is like a suspense thriller..ur always on the edge..wondering what next!...theres enough and more excitment that u can look forward to!
Stud:- *Love is like following a religion who's God is fallible*
haha...says it all..grt one!
Jackal:- hehe...dont worry once ur actually married..u'll see it happening..u wont need to imagine a thing!..heheh
Ashish :-arre..hes too busy with work to talk around even with me...forget on the blog!
But dont worry he'l be back soon!
hmmm...if I may add one that I like...marriage is an institution where the man loses his Bachelor's degree... and the woman gets her Master's.
Am single though... and happily so.
hahaha some very funny ones!
**You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
MY FAV ROFL!
Keshi.
one more from me:
Marriage is just an excuse to be unhappy.
lol!
Keshi.
haha LOL
cool post
Hehehe....I liked the 10th one
Good one Ekta!!
Lol my blog's working perfectly fine lol..Maybe when you tried to open it, Blogger was down with maintenance..
lol :) Good One!
Hmm..secrets of marriage...may be you can write a book on this challenging Anand's "How to answer's WHYS of wife"...lol...:)
good ones.
Haha couldnt resist moi tuppence here
Marriage is a lot like the army - everyone complains but you'd be surprised at the large numbers that re-enlist
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.
There's one consolation about matrimony. When you look around you can always see somebody who did it worse.
The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.
Whew!!
I danced my youth in the dream of city
Hongkong, paradise, proud and pretty
wan Chai seemed eternal then,
my glory saild with Gods and Pens.
Tsim Tsa Tsui-the shopping paradise
Tsuen wan, the industrial hike
Couseway bay - my grams filled up my appetite
Discovery Bay - the poshly british gammine
i love you still, hongkong you are in my heart:)
he he... this is experiance talking!! :D
marriage is scary ;)
Deep:- haha! good one!...and well looks like ur thinking!;-)
Keshi:- yeah yeah...sarcastic one..but soo true!
Ajay:- Thx ajay
Arzoon:- ;-) its actually like ur discovering a whole new person!
Sudarshan:- well no..this is the nth time have logged on but it just doesnt open!
Raj:-Thx raj and welcome to my blog-thx for dropping by!
Contended:-heheh!...good idea contended...and then we can both market the books together...the husband story and the wife version!
White Magpie:- haha!..wow those are amazing ones...looks like ur married too!heheh
anywayz..welcome and thx for dropping by!
Cibbi:-oh no!...wrong timing for u to read this post!..
But hey...what the hell..jump in and enjoy the adventure ride of marriage...u need to be in there to feel the thrill!
Elisa:- Thx elisa...hope ur doing better today!:-)
Stud:- hey, u were in HK sometime?Yeah yeah HK grows on u..been here for 7 mths and the efficiecy and shopping of this place has spolied me already!
Neha:- err..no comments!...lol:-)
lol and another from me...
Marriage always makes one appreciate his/her single days..so why marry at all?
;-)
Keshi.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby***Must be a reality for a lotta females out there,but i don't agree with that atleast in my case(Mind u i m writing this with my wife sitting besides me).
@Keshi
Marriage always makes one appreciate his/her single days..so why marry at all?
Then whom to make scapegoat & crib about whole life. Full time one cannot crib about boss right?
The more men you meet,the more you will love your dog :)sorry had to add that after writing my new post!;)
everyone does the same mistake, regrets it too but then asks everyone else to do it so that they are not the only ones to suffer.....thats marriage...isnt it...i hope more people loved each other in this world than people who married...
keep posting such truths dear!
I did not agree with -
3)The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
Well you havent met me. ;) Not only have I changed in some ways I have changed for the better since I met *A*. She makes me a better person than I was.
I did like..
"The challenge of marriage is to discover who you really married"..
the who can be replaced by WHAT as well.. he he he...
//All my life, I always wanted somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific!
ha ha awesome!!!
The last is absolutely my favorite!
Keshi:- ooh!..u said it babe!!...why marry at all!;-)
Southpaw:- Yeah yeah...every man thinks the same way!..trust me...my Hubby also strongly believes he's a changed man!..hehah!
Bold:- Hmm...uv got a point there girl...we need to bitch about somebody!
Raj:- haahh!...thats hilarious...though its a sad comparison..hehe..dogs are better than men!
Cibbi:-hehe..thats the spirit...go girl! and then we can discuss updates on the married life..maybe we can start a male bitching chat room..heheh!
Deepti:- thx deepti and welcome to the blog!
Guess its one of those things--u cant do with or without!:-)
Cold coffee:- heheh...yeah yeah...who and what u really married!...and sometimes can be quite a scary thot!
karmic:- Well full points to you and A for having been able to accomplish this and extra pts to A for actually making u accept that ur a better person now!..woah! I need to learn some tricks from her!
Khushi:- heheh...thats why they say..."clarity of thot is important"..lol!
Patient:- hehe..."shld have asked for a jury"..hilarious!
and hey chill..u dont have to be sorry...am sure there are enugh truths on the other side as well...whatever makes us laugh!
Linny:- aha!..welcome linny and thx for dropping by...and yeah girl...its one of my favs too!
my Hubby also strongly believes he's a changed man***Ofcourse he must be a changed man after marriage, put on a compound microscopic glass and look at him...lol and mind u i wrote that comment with my wife sitting besides me and i m still fit and fine so that means i hv really changed...lol
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby
This was funny! So are u going to leak out the secret or u still figuring out? :)
Cheers
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