Wednesday, March 22, 2006

No work mood today!

No Work Mood today...
....Work sucks or rather... doesnt exist!! (Yeah am one of those lucky ones..touchwood!)

Well it was almost a fantasy with me to get paid for atleast one month without any work and its come true!:-)....and stemming really out of the theory that I believe in strongly--"If a company hires me they need to pay me to be on their rolls (coz well they do get business by showing to their clients that we have X thousand qualified people with us!)...and if they want me to work as well , then I need to get paid extra! (Hubby's almost given up on me)

Its been almost a month since I joined work and well most of the month has been spent net surfing and writing insanely long mails to friends who till now didnt exist! Coz well am still supposed to be new here and in the "honeymoon phase"...

Well which brings me to the point-why, pray tell me why do I need to come to office everyday when I dont have anything 'value adding' to contribute! Sometimes when you get up in the morning and feel that no matter what..am NOT gonna work today!( have been in this mood for a month and its getting dangerous with every passing day)

So how do we handle days like these when u just dont feel like working?--coz I don't have a valid reason for leave!--what do I tell my boss?--"Hey babe, Am not coming to work today coz I am in no mood to work!"-Yeah sure!But then come to think of it--IT IS a valid reason! I mean Mood swings are not in my control and if my mood swings are unfavourable to work..well too bad!

And whats the point of me dragging my butt out here when am probably not even an inch productive today..maybe companies should just face realities and have leave for such reasons...and there can be n number of them...like:-

1)" No work mood today" leave
2)"Daru Party hangover" Leave
3)"Too much sex last night" Leave
4)"Maid's unwell so need to nurse her" Leave
5)"My Dog puked last night" Leave
6)"Didnt have Ironed clothees to wear" Leave
7)"Parents coming to town so need to clean the Pigsty " Leave
8)"PMS" leave for women
9) "The last episode rerun of Amercian Idol is on in the afternoon and i missed it last night"Leave
10) "The cute babe/dude in the next cubicle is on leave today"Leave
11) "My Gf/bf caught me fooling around-I need to go under cover" Leave
11)"Just Like that" Leave (Thats my favourite one!:-)..

and the list goes on..and mind u these are all reasons that are extremely "life-impacting"--now if I dont have Ironed clothes to wear coz my Dhobi for some godforsaken reason didnt turn up or I missed the last episiode of amercian Idol(I mean whats the point of seeing all the other episodes if u miss the last one!)..How do I come to office????

....Bossmate are you listening!!...AM NOT GONNA WORK TODAY!!WOW!!--FEELS GRT!:-))

27 Comments:

At 8:44 AM, Blogger Anand said...

my favourite is "Just like that" leave...don't get it at all! All you HR professionals...listen to this great research and detailed work that has been done! And follow some advice!!

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger luvwannabefree25 said...

hahaha.. I think I've used all of those excuses.. except for the "great sex with husband"...hahaha... ;)

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Pri said...

lol!!! interestin bunch of excuses...hav noted thm all down for future use...n im sure il'l need more of thm ...i know whom to run to for help thn *winks*

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger Ron said...

Ah! That explains the number of comments on my blog :D

I really like the "just like that" leave and TOTALLY identify with the "didnt have anything ironed to wear" leave, although its often a question of "didnt have anything clean and ironed" with me.

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger Sudarshan said...

Hahaha....great list of excuses you've put up..smart thinking..with such excuses you can take leave plenty of times lol..Funny post!! So did you take the leave then?? Really funny:-) I've noted some of them down!!

 
At 4:05 PM, Blogger Nitika said...

lolzzz....wow grt excuse for a leave....
i think no. 9, 10, 11, 12 works...tryout that...lol
now u got leave or not...or working in bad mood

 
At 7:51 PM, Blogger Rita said...

Well, there is no harm in wishful thinking! ;)
But tell me when this becomes a reality. Love to be there! :)

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger Dawn....सेहर said...

Good one...I can imagine the situation..but then u being HR shd know some of the sleek tacts to get out of it ;)...
but it was interesting to read all the listings..:)
btw congrats on ur wedding seems its new when I hear honeymoon stage :D!
Thanks for dropping by..do come again

cheers & good luck

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger Abhishek Chatterjee said...

hehe..good one..
btw, you can never get too much sex!!!

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger Sugababee said...

"Daru Party hangover"
"Too much sex last night"
Most valid of em all...

lol...i use the "no work mood today" with uni. all the time. Its great:)

 
At 1:45 AM, Blogger Jackal said...

tht was nice list......u shud talk to hr ppl to give it a serious thought ekta :)

 
At 5:39 AM, Blogger Keshi said...

**well most of the month has been spent net surfing and writing insanely long mails to friends who till now didnt exist

goshh then stop complaining Ekta lol!

but I know what u mean...when there's zilch work it's more stressful...and it's boring. Cos it's great to have work and then stop n blog :) Cos then the thrill is higher...


**3)"Too much sex last night" Leave

lol is there such leave?


here r some from me:

**thought-it-was-the-weekend LEAVE

**cat-ate-the-travel-pass LEAVE

**dead LEAVE

lol!

Keshi.

 
At 6:38 AM, Blogger Ekta said...

Anand:- yeah yeah..i think am gonna come to office tomorrow with a placard on this!

Luv:-:-))...well even I am yet to use that one..hah!

pri:-sure-am planning to create a database of such leaves and then circulate it around-pick and choose most relevant to your situation!;-)

ron:-Can see uv now had a aha moment! heheh...well thats the biggets problem when ur away from home--cleaning and ironing are not even their in the list of weekend activities!

Sudarshan:- thx! Though I didnt take leave--was trying to convicne hubby to lets bunk office and go fo movie--but men and romance just dont go together after marriage..hmm..sigh!

Nitika:- Me was still in office but didnt do any work...Its like was my mission yesterday to not do anything and so today I have to compensate!:-(

Rita:-Hey I like said all great inventions came from wishful thinking...so u never know!:-))

dawn:-Thx dude, but I have been married for a yr and was referring to the honeymoon phase in work since I have just joined a month back!

Abhishek:- hehehe....if u insist..i agree on that one!;-)

Suga:- Hai na?...I mean how can one work with a hangover!..especially on mondays when u no one question u for having drunk on a weekend!

jackal:-am thinking too-maybe I should make a proposal on this and give to my boss..what say!

Keshi:-nah!..not complaining at all...joyful that I am going to earn one mth free salary!--like I said am one of the few lucky ones!
and no there is no such leave--but can be the first one to create it..lol!

and loved ur categories...cate ate the travel pass...heheh!

 
At 7:04 AM, Blogger sinusoidally said...

You must not want to go to work badly enough to come up with these excuses!

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger Ashish Gupta said...

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At 4:32 PM, Blogger Khushi said...

I like that 'Jus like that' leaves... ah...
why dont our HR's understand us :(

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger White Forest said...

"Just like that" leave is just awesome :)

I guess one has to avail this as when possible...:D

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger Ashish Gupta said...

@Anand: I was wondering what if you'd mail a link of this post to her boss :-"

muaaahahahaha

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger Maya Cassis said...

am on a stunning vacation from work.mine is 'i don't feel like it';)

 
At 12:43 AM, Blogger Neha said...

can we have a "cudnt get up early in the morning" leave too pleeeease!!
lol..i think i'll need these excuese once i start working ;)

 
At 2:41 PM, Blogger ashok said...

hi ekta, just bloghopped here..u write well..cheers!

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger Ekta said...

sinusoidally:- Hey, after a 6 month long break from work--getting anywhere close to work is like a desparate attempt!

Khushi:- well there are some HR who do sweety..am an HR person too!...wish there were more like me...dont ya

White forest:-yeah...Looks like everyone seems to relate to this leave category the most--I mean why the hell do we ALWAYS have to have a reason for EVERYTHING!:-)


Ashish:-Ur getting there dude....ur getting inching closer and closer towards getting beaten up with every comment...ab tumhe tumhari girlfriend bhi nahi bacha sakti...hehehahah!(evil laugh)

Maya:- OOohhh!...thats the worst type!!!....Although am perpetually in a "I dont feel like" mood these days!

Neha:- OOOHHHH!!!!!!! I sooo need that leave....I HATE abolutely detest getting up in the morning...I mean I dont understand --where is it written that morning time is wake-up time!

Ashok:- Hey thx ashok and thx for stopping by!:-)

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger Princess said...

Good one. At times I am at a lazy mood to getup and get ready for the class. Nice reasons for not in a mood to go to office.
Thanks for you liked my post.

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger Boldnbeautiful said...

Today I am in a good mood, dont wanna spoil it by coming to office --Leave

Rival company has fixed up the date for negotiation --Leave(Dont worry even after joining there, I wont releave any of ur secrets hehehe)

2nd door Nieghbours dog ran with a 3rd door nieghbours Cat. Wanna have a spicy Gossip. Leave hehehe

 
At 6:59 PM, Blogger Mr. J said...

Wow... now I feel so stupid. I'm quitting coz there is no work in the first place. Damn... How stupid can I get.

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger Ekta said...

Aiz:- Am always in that mood...hah!
Thx for dropping by!

Bold:-lol!...Hey those were pretty neat ones...loved the dog one...will use it in someday!:-)

Me:- Hey what are u doing??..u crazy or what!?...Nothing like free money!;-)

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger Yashita said...

hehehe, nice list and u sounded really irritated!! but trust me getting paid for no work is like a dream!!! u should enjoy while it lasts:)

and please tell me where u work, I want to join the same company!!!

 

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