Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Reply to Hubby's Open Letter:-)

Hubby Dear,

Thank you for the letter-it seems quite professional and polite. From the last week(ever since our return from bangalore) you have been "pestering" me to "re-negotiate" our terms of contract which you signed earlier this year-I need to figure out who is the culprit behind this! (please note juice is not alcohol and drinking juice doesn't get one drunk)

Let me first explain that in order to negotiate the contract--you need to have executed atleast "some parts" of the contract--may I request you to please list down all the responsibilities which were assigned to you and which you have "actually executed" before we start re-negotiating???:-)

My responses on your points below:-

1)I too have studied economics for 5 years and thank you for reminding me the theories and even more how these can be applied to real life situations. One more concept we learnt in economics (which I hope u remember) was "Optimum utilization of available resources"--and I am a die-hard follower of this concept. The excel sheet of roles and responsibilities intends to put this concept to practice--using the "resource" called "The hubby" to optimum use:-). Also according to the xl sheet there was supposed to be equal division of labour--in case you haven't realized 90% of the house work is "still" being done by me....sigh!(Thats what marriage does to u!)

2) One thing I have not told you too-which is--men who have a inferiority complex are a big turn on for me honey. I would suggest you live with your inferiority complex so that we lead a happy, contended and sexy life! As for the kisses sure they will continue honey...muaaah!

3) I agree you are clumsy--and this is something you have said not me. If laying and clearing the dinner table is creating stress for you--I would suggest from today onwards we have dinner in the kitchen itself. That would be the perfect solution--that way we don't even need to fight for the remote while having dinner--wat say? ;-)

4) Not quite sure which discussion you were referring to--however this morning the clothes were put in by me simply coz you were too busy snoring:-). In case you think handling the washing machine is "too complicated" for you--I can suggest a simpler method-wash clothes with your hands! sure u can handle your hands without any problems..right baby?

Please note-you have a really cute butt(have told u so too-cutest EVER!) fact women often love cute butts!...however sitting on your ass for too long will flatten your butt and that would be terrible--especially all the hot chicks that you will get to flirt with in Germany!..So its in your best interest to not keep sitting on your ass for too long!:-)

Yours lovingly,

Lotsa love , hugs and MUUWWAAHHHHS

The Wife

p.s:- Yes you can take the soft pillow and blanket but no AC sweety!:-)


At 7:34 AM, Blogger Keshi said...

**If laying and clearing the dinner table is creating stress for you--I would suggest from today onwards we have dinner in the kitchen itself.

LOL hahahahahahahaha!

I didnt know u had already replied to Anand's open letter here..haha good one!

yeah NO AC Anand and like ur wifey says, tone that cute butt of ur's b4 it becomes invisible lol! get to work, get to work :)


At 9:36 AM, Blogger Shikha said...

Washing clothes by hand:)))..nice idea..and I didnt know guys getting 'pressurised ' over small things is a universal phenomenon!

At 10:17 AM, Blogger lil _kath said...

hahaha ^_^ ...just finished commenting to Anand's post and surprised to see that u've already replied the letter(clap! clap!) smart wifey ^_~

..."you can take the soft pillow and blanket but no AC sweety"
..haha..poor hubby ( i'll give him quite sympathy for this) ;)

.."may you live happily ever after" guys... *wink*


At 10:36 AM, Blogger White Forest said...

Hahaha LOlZZ...

Nice reply Ekta!

"Optimum utilization of available resources"--Yeah i love this too and try to follow many times! :)

At 5:01 PM, Blogger karmic_jay said...

LOL.. you guys are way too funny.
Get a room you two ;-)

Please note-you have a really cute butt(have told u so too-cutest EVER!) fact women often love cute butts!..
LOL.. I know that one my wife admires mine all the time. Also tell hubby to keep working out, jogging and all keeps the glutus maximus in good condition. :)

At 5:09 PM, Blogger rebel_on_loose said...

Hehe...tht was a gud reply! U guys r really cute!
But hey....i still support Anand!!

At 6:30 PM, Blogger Mr. Maverick said...



At 8:36 PM, Blogger Contented said... finally awaiting is over...

Nice reply Ekta! I am trying to imagine anand's reaction... especially to No.2 and 4...:P

At 10:56 PM, Blogger Boldnbeautiful said...

hey I will come back on this soon

At 11:58 PM, Blogger Yashita said...

rofl!!! too good!!! you are the girl!!!

you can eat in the kitchen or then Anand can treat you outside to some fancy restaurant!hehhee...nice reply!

At 12:36 AM, Blogger Jackal said...

u know wht ekta..this is a vey serious matter and shud be solved by professionals esp where contract etc are concerned.....for one i have pretty good understanding of both the problems n the contract's etc..being an MBA i think i cud i wont charge nythng frm frnds..but u arrange for a return ticket and n my stay there.....see u soon... :))))

At 7:09 AM, Blogger Ekta said...

Keshi:-yeah yeah..I had to reply to his sneaky letter!..absolutely..get to work..thats the message-loud and clear!

Shikha:-Trust me..everythign about most guys is a universal phenomena..they' are all the same with miniscule differences if any! if u know one guy..u pretty much know them all!;-))..Btw..u need to know all this now sweetheart...ur times here too!...

Lil:-Thx thx..dont worry...all these craziness is our way of living happily..we both need madness in life to feel sane! glad and it works too...make this ur mantra!

Karmic:-hahah...ok ok we'l try and get a room next time!...but gonna make sure anand reads ur comment!

Rebel:-:-)..Why am I not surprised...Like I will always be men!

Arun:- :-):-)

Contended:-Dont imagine...he has not talked about the negotiations ever since this post--he knows hes better off now!hah!

Bold:- Sure!

Yashita:- Thanku Thanku!...nice to see i have so many supporters! Now that treating me in a nice restaurant is something I didnt think off ealier..nice idea..hubby are u listening!??

Jackal:-hehe..thanx a ton dear!..But since ur a MBA u shld have realised that such inane stuff could only come out of two other MBA's.!! We both are MBA's too!...and now u see what we;v got ourselves into!!..Morale of the story--Never marry an MBA , especially if ur one too!:-))
Thx for the offer dear!

At 10:20 AM, Blogger ishita said...

just read both letters!...very cute!:)...i'd luv to get rajiv to sit down n read this wid me..!!:)

but then again...i don want him setting up terms n conditions ;-)...lolz..

i can see him go..."look ishi she makes perfect chappatis!!" (right now he's d one makin 'em!)...*grin*

At 11:00 AM, Blogger Rohini said...

Good reply Ekta!

Though let me tell you, these contracts and to-do lists don't really work. Even if something is designated as the husband's responsibility, one has to nag him a minimum of three times to get the work done. Most of the time, it is just easier to do it yourself

At 1:31 PM, Blogger White Forest said...

you bet ekta..i am going to make it my mantra! :)

Rebel_on_loose : I still support Ekta :D

At 7:33 PM, Blogger Ron said...

I love that last point about the butt.Am so gonna use it tonight itself :)

Hey was good talking you when you were here.

At 8:11 PM, Blogger Has to be me said...

Ekta, That was a nice fitting reply! LOL! Good going. Hope it makes things better 4 getting optimum utilisation & getting him to move his butt! :)

At 11:40 PM, Blogger Neha said...

lol.. wat a perftect reply! i can't stop laughing :)

u guys r simply too good!
Anand has no way out ;)

At 12:41 AM, Blogger Mr. J said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww... lemme do it again, aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww so cute.

At 1:29 AM, Blogger Jackal said...


At 11:59 AM, Blogger Sudarshan said...

Haha...I read anand's letter lol...and u've counter-attacked every point he suggested...awesome!!!!You rock..rather both of you rock...:-)

At 3:11 PM, Blogger Arz000n said...



in fact women often love cute butts!...however sitting on your ass for too long will flatten your butt and that would be terrible-
Man....tht was a spank on the butt...

That reminds me...I need to stop flattening ma butt on weekends too...need to get up and do some butt-exercise...

:) :)
Now lemme read anand's letter :D

At 11:12 PM, Blogger Thetis said...


At 11:11 AM, Blogger Ekta said...

Ishita:- thx babe..but thats the reason u need to set the terms and conditions..dont leave it to him..EVER!!

U understand the pain of it...for everything the response is .."Sure I'll do it later!"..and that means..sorry it wont be done!

White:- Hey great me u'll be happy post marriage!

Ron:-Heheh..Rule No 1...u need to make them feel nice if u need to get them to do anything...the right selling here is the key!

Has:- heheh..thx girl..the struggle continues

Neha:- Thx girl!..But trust me they ALWAYS figure out newer excuses!!

Me:-:-):-)...we realised its better to negotiate online than face to face else we will end up pulling each others hair..more for safety reasons u see!;-)


Sudarshan:-hehe..kya karen..have to na..else he will start assuming silence is a yes!

Arzoon:-yeah yeah..women notice cute butts dude!:-) keep ur ass off the couch!

Thetis:- Welcome and thx for droping by!

At 8:14 PM, Blogger Dev said...

This is toooooo good :)
I'm seriously ROTFL on this... you seriously remind me of someone I know...

At 10:31 PM, Blogger Sudeep said...

ROFL over the last para.. butt ofcourse .. i mean but ofcourse amazing

At 5:42 PM, Blogger Curious said...

ROFL! u r an M.B.A too!!! and u reminded me of a prof. who gave us a stat as to how many M.B.A couples have had a successful marriage(which by the way is very low!)...but he didnt mention that it wuld be all this fun in case it does work out!
go baby go!

At 7:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think in this way...
before marriage you were doing 100% of your house work. Now 90% as you said "90% of the house work is "still" being done by me....sigh!(Thats what marriage does to u!)". Hence 10% reduction. I take guy's side cause I am a guy.

Very nice post Ekta. Where you from/

At 6:01 PM, Blogger SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hey...This is simply wonderful....The cute ass!! Really, they sit n sit on it and so do I...I guess thts why we both have flat asses...;) :)

Terms of contract...Great...You from Bangalore????


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