Reply to Hubby's Open Letter:-)

Hubby Dear,

Thank you for the letter-it seems quite professional and polite. From the last week(ever since our return from bangalore) you have been "pestering" me to "re-negotiate" our terms of contract which you signed earlier this year-I need to figure out who is the culprit behind this! (please note juice is not alcohol and drinking juice doesn't get one drunk)

Let me first explain that in order to negotiate the contract--you need to have executed atleast "some parts" of the contract--may I request you to please list down all the responsibilities which were assigned to you and which you have "actually executed" before we start re-negotiating???:-)

My responses on your points below:-

1)I too have studied economics for 5 years and thank you for reminding me the theories and even more how these can be applied to real life situations. One more concept we learnt in economics (which I hope u remember) was "Optimum utilization of available resources"--and I am a die-hard follower of this concept. The excel sheet of roles and responsibilities intends to put this concept to practice--using the "resource" called "The hubby" to optimum use:-). Also according to the xl sheet there was supposed to be equal division of labour--in case you haven't realized 90% of the house work is "still" being done by me....sigh!(Thats what marriage does to u!)

2) One thing I have not told you too-which is--men who have a inferiority complex are a big turn on for me honey. I would suggest you live with your inferiority complex so that we lead a happy, contended and sexy life! As for the kisses sure they will continue honey...muaaah!

3) I agree you are clumsy--and this is something you have said not me. If laying and clearing the dinner table is creating stress for you--I would suggest from today onwards we have dinner in the kitchen itself. That would be the perfect solution--that way we don't even need to fight for the remote while having dinner--wat say? ;-)

4) Not quite sure which discussion you were referring to--however this morning the clothes were put in by me simply coz you were too busy snoring:-). In case you think handling the washing machine is "too complicated" for you--I can suggest a simpler method-wash clothes with your hands!...am sure u can handle your hands without any problems..right baby?

Please note-you have a really cute butt(have told u so too-cutest EVER!)...in fact women often love cute butts!...however sitting on your ass for too long will flatten your butt and that would be terrible--especially all the hot chicks that you will get to flirt with in Germany!..So its in your best interest to not keep sitting on your ass for too long!:-)

Yours lovingly,

Lotsa love , hugs and MUUWWAAHHHHS

The Wife

p.s:- Yes you can take the soft pillow and blanket but no AC sweety!:-)