Monday, July 17, 2006

What they say...

And what they mean.

Wife:- Baby, can you please dry the clothes
Hubby:- Sure. In a while.
Hubby:- Will do when am not watching TV, eating, sleeping or playing games on my cell.

Wife:- Honey, there is a cockroach in the kitchen can u pls help kill it??
Husband:- Sure. Why dont you first try and swipe it with the broom..am right behind u...
Husband:- And will stay behind u!

Husband:- Baby...I had been to the electronic shop today...met X there...he was bought the new Nokia cell.
Husband:- Ok so I want one too!

Husband:- Do you think we need a new camera?
Husband:- Basically have made up my mind to buy the camera...just pop a yes and it'll be delivered tomorrow

Husband:- Now this is what I call a beautiful girl
Husband:- Man, is she hot!!

Husband:- "X" and me are planning to do this trip "alone"....without our wives..remember we agreed that we both have space in marriage....?
Husband:- Ok..I need to do this trip without u..coz I want to binge on tonnnes of beer and oogle at babes....!!

Husband:- Yuppiee my bday is only 5 months away!!
Husband:- Its high time you started thinking about my present!

Husband:- Btw isnt ice-cream supposed to be good for acidity?
Husband:- Ok so I finished the whole pack today!

Please note...this is a purely fictitious piece...any resemblance or inspiration from any individual living or dead is purely intentional!":-))

70 Comments:

At 7:12 AM, Blogger Anand said...

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At 7:13 AM, Blogger Anand said...

(anger)!! @#@$##@^%!!!

 
At 7:14 AM, Blogger Ekta said...

hehahahah!:-)
muwaaahhhhhhhhsssssss to u:-)

 
At 7:55 AM, Blogger Abhishek Chatterjee said...

haha...love these hubby wife posts from the both of ya... cool so coming to singapore...drop me a line at +65 90178167 when ur here..we should meet up. BTW i met a friend of urs, Puneet gupta, he was down in SIng to give us training.

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Rohan Kumar said...

Hope you arent writing the 'What Women Want' sequel ;)

 
At 8:37 AM, Blogger Keshi said...

"**Husband:- And will stay behind u!

ROTFL!

Is this what Anand says to ya? hahaha!

Keshi.

 
At 9:05 AM, Blogger starry nights said...

funny post, exactly what husbands think..

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger Dawn....सेहर said...

Gosh!!!!!! but the last note made me laugh more and then the deleted comment by ur hubby dear ;)

Cheers

 
At 9:23 AM, Blogger Ekta said...

anand:-heheh..muwaaahhhs to u:-)

Abhishek:- Hey thx abhi..have noted ur number..dunno how much time we will have on our hands..but will defi try and call u! And yeah we know Puneet...Anand knows him well and I know him thru anand!

Rohan:-haha..nope Rohan..will leave that to hubby dear...I believe hes planning to "get back at me";-)

Keshi:-*Is this what Anand says to ya?*

err...like I said...any reference to anyone living or dead is intentional!...hope u got the hint;-))

Starry:- hehe..am glad u agree..am not the only one!

Dawn:- thx dear..am glad it bought a smile on ur face!

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Dalicia said...

hahahhaahha is quite true :)
come to think of it. they're not as manly as you think.

and you know he's not getting the camera :)

 
At 10:12 AM, Blogger Sujit said...

hehe.. funny!

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Yashita said...

hahhah...damn funny...and yea...we could do with more of these:) sequels are welcome:) U don't know wat a great job ur doing of trainin young maidens like me:)ehhehhee...and hey I can't see the pics of bali...did u remove it?

 
At 10:46 AM, Blogger Harry said...

hehehe....very funny...and very true too....
really njoyed it reading...:)

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger Eclipsed Thoughts said...

P.S.: the best footnote... i guess i am gonna keep a bookmark on it and use it for myself (if you dont mind)...
kept me smiling for un momento!!!

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger lil _kath said...

..lol! @ the (anger)`@#@$##@^%!!!
hahaha... :P

... Gosh! u wrote it perfect sweetie! ^_^ hugssssss....

..let's wait for hubby's next post lol!!

cheers,
-kathy-

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger NIHAL PARASHAR said...

hey you seem to be damn funny.
the post is really nice....the jokes are fantastic.
great work....afterall its your own creation yaar...

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger Rohini said...

Funny! If only there was such a translator in real life - which decoded what husbands were saying into what they meant. Of course, there is no need to have one that decodes women - we are so simple and transparent, no? ;)

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger ektaran said...

lage raho Ekta & Anand !!!

 
At 5:34 PM, Blogger Sudha said...

married life is really this fun?

LOL!!!

 
At 6:00 PM, Blogger Contented said...

Hahaha...ROTFL...But really so much implied meaning??? Is it true anand???

 
At 7:20 PM, Blogger Harish said...

Seems you saw some Woddy Allen movie. I saw one where the characters speack something and we have subtitles of what they are thinking in their mind. Pretty funny :-)

 
At 7:29 PM, Blogger How do we know said...

HEE HEE HEEE! Actually, the coincidental bit is true.. bcs this post applies to so many men there wld be competition for best fitment!

 
At 8:22 PM, Blogger Mr. J said...

Please note...this is a purely fictitious piece...any resemblance or inspiration from any individual living or dead is purely intentional!":-))

Sure.

ANNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD...

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger M (tread softly upon) said...

Hilarious and so true. At least the men try their best to be nice and polite and hide what they actually mean. So diplomatic, huh? So now can we look forward to a post from Anand on what women imply?

 
At 10:13 PM, Blogger Meg said...

That was hilarious.....it may have been purely fictional, but I am betting you could relate to them first hand - hell, I am betting most people can - anyone who is or has been married anyway. Thanks for the laughs. You two are just too cute :)

 
At 10:25 PM, Blogger Viewer said...

After reading the hillarious post the best thing was to read Anand's reaction .... cute ... u both make a cool couple:)

BTW i have been following both ur blgosfor almost close to a year now but the stupid me only figured iit out today that ur married to eeach other .. Silly Me !

 
At 10:42 PM, Blogger SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

hihihi...Nice one...My hubby though tries to make me forget his birthday and hates gifts to the core!!! Phew.....:) :)

The couple out in this post r genious funny

 
At 1:05 AM, Blogger Urban Bourbon Ninja said...

hey,

we've met :)

hello.

 
At 1:54 AM, Blogger Gumnaaaam said...

Haha l0l...thts a kewl post..
it reminds me of this quote

"A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind"

;-)

Wishing you an eternal happy married life :)

 
At 5:56 AM, Blogger Prash said...

Oh boy! you made me laugh...

Stay behind you...!!!! why ? *wink*

btw, I think this post can be related to many people's life.

 
At 6:32 AM, Blogger Ekta said...

Elaine:-Thx girl...yes u bet...but well to give them benefit of doubt..theyr entitled to get scared too:-))

Sujit:- thx:-))

Yashita:- Oh am glad..these posts are of help to maidens like u...for personal counselling anytime welcome:-)...and Hey I didnt remove the pics..maybe coz of the blogger been banned..u can try logging in thru pkblogs and then see!

Harry:- hey thx harry..am glad u enjoyed it:-)

Eclipsed:- hey sure..ur most welcome to keep the footnote..anytime:-)

Lil:- hey Id knew u wld be able to relate...nice to know it applies to others as well..!;-)

Nihal:- Thx a ton nihal...but u know marriage sometimes brings out the best humor in u....so will give the credit to the marriage;-)

Rohini:- haha...how true...in fact u wont believe it..i thot of the translator tooo...haha..married women think alike eh?..and of course u dont need it for women..and personally i dont think even a translator can read a woman's mind..;-)

Ektaran:- haan...aapka hi aashirwad hai!:-)

Sudha:- ohhh..married life can be a lotta fun provided u learn to take it with a pinch of salt!

Contended:- hey..well I didnt use anand's name anywhere in the post...u said it not me...and trust me there is an implied meaning to EVERYTHING we say!

Harish:- oh no...Havent seen any woody allen movie...though wld love to watch it..!which one??

How do we:- haha...hey I agree...guess most men wld fit into this perfectly!

Me:- hey..like I said it is a fictituous piece and any corelation is merely intentional!

M:- well the last I heard from anand on reading this post was "u just wait...its my turn now!";-)

Meg:- aww..thx meg..am glad it made u laugh!...

Viewer:- hey thx and yeah anand and me are married...he is the hubby dear I usually refer to!

Scribblez:- Your hubby hates presents???...Hey can we please exchange hubby's for a while;-)

Urban:- hi..welcome to the blog..we'v met??...Dont think I will recognise u with that user name ninja...need more details pls!

Gumnaam:- awww...thats sweet..."
*"A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind"*
haha...well this said it all!

Prash:- hey thx prash!..now why wld one want to stay as away as one can from the ugle scary cockroaches..yykk!

 
At 6:55 AM, Blogger Keshi said...

**(anger)!! @#@$##@^%!!!

Anand said that lol! So thats why I asked Ekta :):)


Keshi.

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger La vida Loca said...

This is FUNNY.
Hey check out my blog at commicacid.blogspot.com for more what they say and what thay meant stuff

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger Twisted DNA said...

LOL!

In the defence of men.

Wife: (Just before a party). I am all done honey, do I look OK?
Wife: It's actually a trick question. I am wearing light pink bindi with dark pink selwar. If you don't point it out in next 10 seconds, you are dead

Wife: How is your day?
Wife: Don't even think for a second that it's a question. It's actually a hint for you to ask how my day is so I can talk endlessly about the bitch in next cube

Wife: Isn't she cute?
Wife: Stop ogling her, you pervert

Wife: We need to start saving more
Wife: You are not earning enough

Damn, I should do a post on this!

By the way, check out my other post, in kind of similar lines:
http://next-stop-insanity.blogspot.com/2006/07/bump-ahead.html

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger Twisted DNA said...

Sorry, the above URL is not showing completely. Here is link for the URL

 
At 3:25 PM, Blogger Apy said...

Haha.. that was prettty nice...

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger christabelle said...

"Please note...this is a purely fictitious piece...any resemblance or inspiration from any individual living or dead is purely intentional!"

I nearly laughed my head off on this one, girl r u funny? hubby sure is LUCKY!! hehehe!

y do men always make up their minds b/4 asking us ladies? oh for curtsey's sake, nawa o - ths is a Naija slang, LOL!!

 
At 4:57 PM, Blogger ~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

i cant see the pics
( prev post ) as we are using a proxy !

and nice onw

 
At 5:11 PM, Blogger prithz said...

That really got me into splits!!! Beautifully written!!!

The last line was a real punch statement... i can imagine anand's red eyes and ears puffing out smoke...lol...

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger Sudeep said...

The last note was cleverly crafted ;)

if icecream kills acidity i have acidity now.. m off to have icecream

 
At 12:08 AM, Blogger KK said...

Nice post! especially the disclaimer is awesome!!
Kudos to you hubby, the pics in your previous post was amazing!!

Came here from Keshi's blog.

 
At 2:52 AM, Blogger Stone said...

That was lil harsh on Anand :-)
Now I'm waiting for his side of story on his blog :-)

 
At 6:37 AM, Blogger Ekta said...

Keshi:- Yeah yeah...hes fuming red now!

La Vida Loca:- haha..saw ur blog and had a nice laugh!..Hilarious..loved it...thx for dropping by!:-)

Twisted DNA:-
*Wife: We need to start saving more
Wife: You are not earning enough*
Lol..that was a fabulous piece...well guess marriage improves ur sense of humor...doesnt it!;-)...loved your post!

Apy:- thx girl!!

Christabelle:- oh yes..absolutely..so that we dont turn ard and say.."how come u never asked me"?..playing to safe u see!

Deepa:- awww...hey why dont u try the pk blogs thing?...it may work?!

Pritz:- hehe..thx a ton and yeah he was fuming abt it..hehe..but well worth it for a laugh..isnt it?;-)

Sudeep:- yeah yeah..that acidity excuse wont work for me...u gotta be innovative!:-)

KK:- hey kk thx for dropping by and welcome to the blog..glad u liked it!

Stone:- Harsh??..not at all...but then reality is always a little difficult!
And yeah even I am waiting for his response!;-)

 
At 6:45 AM, Blogger Keshi said...

:)

Keshi.

 
At 7:15 AM, Blogger Kanishk | कनिष्क said...

ha ha ha

ROFL

literally good ones..i m not a ahusband yet...so cant comment on them :D :D

 
At 9:00 AM, Blogger Moi said...

haha! a breed apart they r,these husbands, huh????

 
At 12:06 PM, Blogger rachana said...

Hi ekta,, I can add a few with my exp.
(in morning)H:oh! I have to do this,this and that.
"You have to drop the kid to school"
H:It was a hectic day in office.
"evenig plans are canceled"
H:Nice sari/dress!! ur brother gifted this to u??
"Don't ever forget!! i did buy this for u!!"

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger manuscrypts said...

remembered this ""The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." -- Jilly Cooper :)

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger The Inquisitive Akka said...

Hi! I bloghopped my way to you :)YOu have a nice sense of humour!

Husbandry- The application of scientific principles to cultivating and raising husbands.

I wish to thank freedictionary.com for helping me understand the concept better :)

 
At 3:40 PM, Blogger Has to be me said...

Ekta, Did u ever peek into my home?!!! U seem to know whats happening in here!!! ;) heeee heeee!

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Sudarshan said...

Hahaha...:-)

Both you and Anand rock lol...start a humor magazine or something like that..I'll be the first one to subscribe!!!:-)

 
At 5:02 PM, Blogger kiraN said...

hahaha.. nice post
lol trip "alone".. :)

-kiraN

 
At 5:54 PM, Blogger Strictly for my friends said...

That was just toooo funny! hehehe!!

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger southpaw said...

Husband:- "X" and me are planning to do this trip "alone"....without our wives..remember we agreed that we both have space in marriage....?***m proposed on this almost every fortnight by the Wife, though i m happy not to be a part of those picnics where i hv to work as a driver, body-guard, host and entertainer as well at times F.O.C.

 
At 7:10 PM, Blogger alice said...

ok..this is hillarious... ha ha ha... :)
marriage sounds fun.... lol..!!

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger Sudeep said...

came here to tell tht got a pic mail today on the same topic n first thing i remembered was ur post n Anand.. ha ha

 
At 4:14 AM, Blogger Yadayada said...

Awesome post! Really funny and true.

 
At 5:29 AM, Blogger Aliie said...

haha..thts funniie..
it should all be followed by
wife: *thumping hubby on the head.

 
At 5:38 AM, Blogger Prash said...

@ ekta & anand,
Which category of couuple you belong to ?

btw, did i thank you guys for the information you gave me about the racism in Hong Kong. I don't remember. Thank you very much...I am really looking forward for this big city full of sky scrapers and full of humidity. HOpe i get to some fun. (work is going to be busy though...in France it is so easy, there is this so-called "35hours/week" system. And you don't work sat & sun, if you do they have to pay you more...so they avoid you work on weekends. But in HK it is different I know. People say that one eat well in HK...looking forward for adventure...

Thanks again.

 
At 6:43 AM, Blogger Ekta said...

Keshi:-muuwaahh:-)

Kanishk:- Dont worry..as soon as you become "the husband" u shall be able to relate to each one of them and even come up with newer ones of your own!:-)

Moi:- Absolutely..one of their kind must say!!

Rachana:-*H:Nice sari/dress!! ur brother gifted this to u??
"Don't ever forget!! i did buy this for u!!" *

hahah..awesome ones...this is grt...and should have been in my list too...missed it..thx for adding ur bits too!:-)

Manuscrypts:- *The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."*

haha..lol!!..hilarious..almost makes them sound like donkeys!

The Inquisitive:-*Husbandry- The application of scientific principles to cultivating and raising husbands.*

Firstly welcome to the blog and thx for the hilarious quote..its awesome and I can vouch absolutely true...rofl!

Has to be me:- hahah...no sweetheart I didnt need to peek in..Coz remember most men are the same na!!:-)

Sudarshan:- thx dude...where u been?..long time not seen u on the blog!!...
And hey thats a grt idea..atleast we'l have one subscriber:-)

Kiron:-thx babe..!!

Strictly:- hey..glad u liked it!!

Southpaw:- hehehe...well ur smart..btw whats FOC?
And hey am planning to go on a trip next yr now..its my turn u see and was thinking seriously shld take hubby along..coz we need a driver!...;-))

Alice:- haha fun?...oh yes it does squeeze out every bit of humor from u!

Sudeep:- hey wow...what pic?..post it up..wld love to see it!

Yadayada:-hey welcome to the blog and like ur username:-)

Aliie:- heheh...yeah shld have been but u see I havent really said that Hubby dear is my inspiration...u have to play it safe u see;-)

Prash:-Which category??..as in?..We belong to the "married and fighting enugh to pull each others hair out and yet living happily together category!"....

And hey looking forward to ur trip here...HK will be more fun with more frds around..do let us know when u plan to come and we can synch up!"

 
At 7:16 AM, Blogger Karen said...

men are from mars, women are from venus, er...

women are from mars, men are from venus, er...

{grin}

 
At 7:26 AM, Blogger southpaw said...

FOC:-Free of cost....lolz.

now..its my turn u see and was thinking seriously shld take hubby along..coz we need a driver!...;-))***May God give some more strength to the hubby....

 
At 9:42 AM, Blogger Keshi said...

aww mowahhhhhhhh Ekta! have a great wknd.

Keshi.

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger Ekta said...

Karen:- err.karen...who cares;-)

Southpaw:- Heheh..yeah may god give him the strength!

Keshi:- hey u too keshi!

White Magpie:-Thx sweets!

 
At 11:03 PM, Blogger Prash said...

Your category sounds common but funny! YOu belong to the majority category I guess...

btw, you have a private email ?

 
At 9:35 AM, Blogger Ekta said...

:-)thank god wer normal..
my id is ekta.mukati@gmail.com
and anand is anand.mukati@gmail.com

 
At 5:20 PM, Blogger Priyanka Mahanta said...

Ha,ha!! Really cool one,ekta. Hillarious translation. I'll take tips from you when I'm married on husband-o-logy

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger Neha said...

lol.. had missed this one.. saw it today from the link on anand's post!! i love it :D

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger Nahuatl said...

:) Very nice one!

 
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